Thursday, July 2, 2009

Late Night Television

Okay, so it's currently around 2 a.m. I never realised how long infomercials are! Oh, and you know what else I wonder? Why do they have ads in the middle of something which is basically just an extended advertisement itself? It seems a bit counter-intuitive. Also, why is it that all of these anti-aging products are endorsed/created by washed up American soapie stars? Can they find no one else who will possibly sell their product? Plus, how many middle-aged women [who I'm assuming are the target audience for these anti-aging products] are watching the television at 2 a.m.?? I think the main people who are watching television at this time are bored teenagers like me and sex fiends.

OH! And the amount of sex ads that are on at this time is simply astounding. 1) The girls aren't that attractive and 2) You're not really 'getting lucky' with a girl [WHO BY THE WAY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE!!! SHE COULD BE A FUGLY COW AND YOU'D NEVER KNOW. In fact, I bet the odds are that most sexline operators are ugly or they could get work in stripping or porn.] if you've never met her, will never meet her and will really only get to hear her moan half-heartedly while she wonders if it's time to leave yet.

Anyway, that's my late night (early morning) post with my observations of television. It's a funny thing.

xoxo,
Megan

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