Urban Dictionary Meme

I might talk about the formal more when I have pictures, but it was so awesome :)

Anyway, for this meme, what you do is search your name in Urban Dictionary and show your fave definitons :). It was invented by JohnnyDurham19 on Youtube. Here we go!

Megan (n): A mean, catty girl. This girl does not have to be named Megan for it is a nickname or insult describing a girl who likes to steal boyfriends, crushes and 99% of all straight guys in the area. Perfect looking, tons of friends, and everyone loves (but secretly hates) her.
Example
Girl 1: Oh MY GOD. Cindy was so awful on the ski trip. She was flirting with Ryan and James! Girl 2: Wow. Shes being a total Megan.
[Not true :P]

Megan (n): Some slob that thinks she is the shit, when really she looks like shit. They think they know everything, but again they know nothing. They sound like retards when they talk, they are VERY annoying. Only thinks about themselves, not very good parents, likes to start shit but never finishes it. Sometimes megans look like a man.
Example
"Who is that on the pole out there?"
"Who else would it be but Megan?"
[Also untrue haha]

Megan (n): A girl who is not afriad to say whats on her mind. She is musically involved, smart, funny, and is beutiful. She can be a heart-breaker, so watch out! She does not believe in animal cruelty and usually is a vegetarian. Because of her abillity to give great advice, she is everyone's friend and everyone loves her.
Example
Just ask Megan, she'll know what to do.
[This one's true :P]

Megan (v): An action taken which results in complete failure.
Example
I tried to catch that frisbee but I totally pulled a Megan and messed it up.
[Lol.]

Megan (n): The coolest girl you'll ever meet. Amazing, beautiful and flawless. She can kick your ass in just about everything, but she will only prove this if you really bug her. Megans are usually pretty smart and street-wise and they know what they're talking about (most of the time).
Example
"Oh my god man, how did you get that pool cue stuck up there?!"
"I told Megan she was wrong, and that I was better than her at pool.."
"Oh right... You don't know her well at all, do you...?"
[True :P :P]

Megan (n): A tall and lean brunette who always is the weirdest out of the group who listens to the music nobody has ever heard of but then it comes in style. Makes drastic desicions... can make everyone laugh in an awkward situation. Is very music involved and is smart beyond belief. Likes guys but is too afraid to talk to them and puts her friends before herself.
Example
I has no example. Rawr.
[This one is like...scarily accurate :P]

Megan (n): A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!
Example
Neither do I :(
[This one is also quite true.]

Megan (n): A person who only eats meat.
Example
Person 1: "Hey I'm Vegan!"
Person 2: "Hey I'm Megan!"
[It's funny because I'm vegetarian :P]

Megan (n): Megans are usually very good at keeping secrets but usually tend to speak their mind. They keep too much themselves and have many secrets to their past. Easily annoyed and open minded. Is very daring and hardly ever afraid of anyone or anything. Very bold. Opinionated. Good to animals. Can be self concious. Liked by everyone and is always there for her friends. Strong on the inside. Is more focused on other things than relationships with men, but liked by many of them even though they are usually single. Good arguer and they hate drama. Very stubborn and relentless. Does exactly what they want, and can break hearts. Usually born in the winter or spring. Can make anyone laugh and they are very, very, smart. Does not realize their own beauty, but very beautiful inside and out.
Example
Megans are a one of a kind and many guys would be lucky to have them.
[This one is also quite true.]

Megan (v): The act of jumping from tall buildings with parachute pants and often times an umbrella.
Example
"Man, she just meganed off that roof!"
[This one is my fave I think]

Anyway, have a nice indiscriminate-time-period!!

xoxo,
Megan

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