1. On a first date: propose
2. Intoxicated: anything involving fish
3. In the shower: giggle when your elbows pee
4. At your ex’s wedding: your ex
5. In jail: drop your soap
6. Being stalked: be a nudist
7. Stuck to an igloo: pee
8. In sewing class: pee
9. Asleep in a helium balloon: talk in your sleep
10. At a birthday party for twins: snog them both
11. On a nude beach: beach volleyball
12. At the opera: shoot the fat lady
13. You’re falling in love: propose
14. Low on gasoline in a bad part of town: stop for crack
15. Having a baby: pee
16. On fire: fart
17. Lost at the mall: jump into the fountain yelling "I am a kraken from the sea!!"
18. At a single’s dance: bring your wife
19. Riding a bike: be a nudist
20. Driving your significant other's car: drive through a bad part of town when you're low on gasoline
21. Being robbed at gunpoint: mime / compliment their firearm
22. Kissing: suffocate
23. Paying the hotel cashier: pay with a cheque, making bouncing motions
24. Buying lingerie: ask what the equivalent size is for men
24. Giving someone your number: say "But on Thursdays, I'm Ophelia from Ireland"
25. Approaching someone in a bar: get their gender incorrect
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